It never comes, or it melts. I’m talking about the free chocolate you were excited to sign-up for. Now I’m not saying that every free chocolate offer is a scam or a poorly planned promotion. One of the best freebies I ever received was a giant chocolate bar from Lindt. And I’ve received several free product coupons to redeem for free chocolate products.
I say that free chocolate is a myth because it usually only comes from major brands that you’ve heard of before. Free chocolate doesn’t come from new companies and it doesn’t come from companies that don’t even make chocolate. In my photo you see the melted chocolate I received from Kudzu. This was a legitimate promotion, but the chocolate was not packaged or shipped properly so it melted on the way to my mailbox.